What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:21
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.